1. commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

    fabflyingfox:

    johntgonzales:

    crocketingsolly:

    johntgonzales:

    trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

    "I can help"

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    this means something. right?

    [LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

    this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

    (via metamatamota)

     
  2. thunderboltsortofapenny:

    recoveringfrommyconvictions:

    gaymerboy99:

    littlelionmonster:

    oldmanstephanie:

    "Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

    "By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

    FUCK. YES.

    this gives me life….

    "Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

    39 seconds in and I reblogged it

    (via lastoneout)

     
     
  3. hug-a-mermaid:

    Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

    (via wanpotato)

     
  4. sharkchunks:

    metalheadadam:

    pimpinchilton:

    commanderabutt:

    shadow1423:

    commanderabutt:

    spaff-der-kegel-doer:

    historynet:

    seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

    "studies"

    who has ever thought this ever

    Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

    don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

    Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

    Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

    (via super-smash-bruh)

     
  5. eisuverse:

    believersneverdie5:

    FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    Holy crap are these for real? Avengers Civil War, Black Panther AND World War Hulk? Also, Inhumans? Doesn’t Inhumans mean we get Fantastic Four back to Marvel Studios too?

    Though, severely disappointed that I’m not seeing my Carol Danvers movie…

    (Source: thatmovieguydoe)

     

  6. Turn Ons:

    • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
    • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
    • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
    • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

    (Source: itskaiii, via heidiweinburg)

     
  7. 3squirrels:

    death-limes:

    fatass-mcnotits:

    theidealisticcynic:

    nudityandnerdery:

    It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

    Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

    For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

    Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

    Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

    he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

    Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

    Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

    and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

    what if they could join forces

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    (Source: grindlebone, via poetrunamok)

     
  8. 1nd2rd3st:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    sebabug:

    dangerouskira:

    thotbotsuperstar:

    dynastylnoire:

    perpetualdaydream:

    what the fuck…

    I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

    I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

    There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

    How can anyone think this is ok, by any stretch of the imagination???

    My ex did this and only told me after I dumped him. This is pretty much why men aren’t to be trusted

    If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

    (Source: 2pacmadaddy, via im-a-motherfucking-bald-eagle)

     
  9. 16stolenxpaperthin:

    I've learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own.

    The moment you realize that Ozai banishing his eldest son was the best thing he could have done for him.

    Thanks for 800!

    (via viria)

     

  10. startrekmademequeer:

    [ding dong, ding dong]

    Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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    (via lastoneout)

     
  11. andrewbreitel:

    drcerealmonster:

    radock:

    small obama chases a much larger version of himself

    I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

    literally fuck off

    (via wanpotato)

     

  12. comickergirl:

    whisperwhisk:

    i just realized a SUDDEN AND BURNING NEED for Ed and Hiccup to hang out together.

    discussing alchemy. and dragons. and research methods.

    comparing prostheses.

    being ENORMOUS NERDS.

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    (via metamatamota)

     
  13. THASSRIGHT.

     
  14. STUCK IN MY HEAD LIKE - Michael Franti & Spearhead - I’m Alive (Life Sounds Like)

    (Source: youtube.com)

     
     

  15. sadorapus:

    candyredterezii:

    people should just reply to anon hate with this

    image

    damn dude thats brutal

    (via super-smash-bruh)